CrashingCastles

"When this theatre brings you to your knees and you lie defeated in a pool of your own tears and peepee, I'll be there... AND I'M GONNA LAUGH!"

onikashi:

ally-mod:

prosinac:

THIS IS WHY I HAVEN’T BEEN UPLOADING

pretty much

all the time

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disgustinganimals:

whored-oeurves:

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

disgustinganimals
can you believe this

sharks are fast

hedgehogs are fast

sharks turn into sleepy babies when placed on their backs

you follow?

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catbountry:

fafafixit:

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things were never the same for gene after that

I missed this.

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itsxandy:

spheress:

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

THIS IS AMAZING

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Beast has the floppy disk of his PhD dissertation framed in his office.  None of the students at Xavier’s school knows what the strange, black rectangle is.  Most assume it’s an alien artifact.

Beast has the floppy disk of his PhD dissertation framed in his office.  None of the students at Xavier’s school knows what the strange, black rectangle is.  Most assume it’s an alien artifact.

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

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person:

OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!

me:

nope

person:

BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???

me:

i'm not

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

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giraffodill:

perfect comic is perfect

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crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world

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startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

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